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Mesut Özil & Bastian Schweinsteiger’s jerseys in the German locker room.

    Surviving Euro 2012 With Mum

  • Mum: Spain are playing? Why I can't see Messi?
  • Mum: Why is Pepe Reina with Spain? I thought he played for Liverpool?
  • Mum: Joleon Lescott? He's wearing the French jersey, he's French right?
  • Mum: Why was Fernando Torres playing for Spain yesterday? He plays for Chelsea.
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Police: So she just killed herself?
  • Mum: Essentially.

Germany (1) vs (0) Portugal | Group B - EURO 2012